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Friday, May 18, 2018

We poke fun at pop songs




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[Written purely for satirical nature, because it's fun making fun of crappy pop songs.]

Miley Cyrus 'We Can't Stop'

It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want

It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want

[Sure, if it’s not illegal. I get the feeling that some of these activities aren’t legal? I question this because knowing this song about partying and drinking. Someone somewhere in this party will be having sex and doing drugs because we are young and stupid!]

Red cups and sweaty bodies everywhere
[Red cups means that everyone in this party is drinking heavily; and when you’re drinking heavily you’ll sweat heavily because alcohol dehydrates the body. Secondly, no one wants to be around a bunch of sweaty people. Someone will emit BO that’s so pungent that it’ll kill the vibes in the room immediately.]
Hands in the air like we don't care
[When people don’t care they throw their hands up and say no fucks given; give me a drink bitch!]
'Cause we came to have so much fun now
[Fun can be had without sweaty bodies, red cups and heavy drinking; just saying.]
Got somebody here might get some now
[Why would anyone want to hook up with someone at this party? Everyone has been drinking excessively and also everyone is sweaty and most likely smelly. These are the ingredients for the worst sex ever!]

If you're not ready to go home
Can I get a hell no
[Hell yeah! I’ll give it a good hour before someone barfs or gets into a fight. Secondly, no one wants to be around sweaty people for an extended period of time. It becomes annoying and obnoxious really quick – no matter how drunk you are.]
'Cause we gonna go all night
'Till we see the sunlight alright
[I’m pretty sure at a certain point you’re going to get a noise complaint and you’ll have to wind down the party, just saying. We are young and will be dicks to our neighbors; that’s what I’m getting from this.]

So la da da di we like to party
[So, this is what kids chant when they’re partying with their friends?]
Dancing with Molly
[Molly is a street drug like ecstasy. Secondly, I knew it! People are doing drugs and dancing like they’ve done drugs. Here I was thinking Miley decided to give her friend (an actual person) a shout out because she likes to dance and have fun.]

Doing whatever we want,
This is our house
This is our rules
[Sorry to be the bearer of bad news; you still have to oblige to the law even if it is your ‘own’ house. You can’t do whatever you want. You still have to turn the music down at a certain point and hope no one calls the cops for the excessive drug usage going on.]

And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
[Nope, when you’ve popped a Molly you won’t be stopping. You’ll keep going and going till you pass out from exhaustion or dehydration.]
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
[So basically you’re proud to do drugs, drink obsessively and be dicks to your neighbors? I see nothing to brag about here?]
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
[I get it! You like doing everything bad and are damn proud of it.]
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody yeah yeah
[Yes ‘things’ will be running away from you quickly; especially using this line of grammar. You don’t take ‘nothing’ from ‘nobody’, unless it’s a cop who could arrest you all for wreck-less behavior.]

It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want
[The joys of being young and stupid; we love herpes and we love drugs.]

To my home girls here with the big butts
[Fuck all the other girls at the party right? Except those the ones with the big butts, ya’ll is my homies!]
Shaking it like we at a strip club
[It’s the drugs. I’m pretty sure that’s why you’re dancing like that.]
Remember only God can judge us
[‘God’ is sending a one-way ticket to hell for every person at this party. ‘God’ is judging you by the way, very harshly and severely with eternal damnation.]
Forget the haters cause somebody loves ya
[These ‘haters’ don’t like doing drugs and being wreck-less with one’s life. The ‘haters’ are right; you can have fun without being wreck-less with one’s life.]
And everyone in line in the bathroom
Trying to get a line in the bathroom
(So we’ve gone from popping a Molly to just straight up cocaine. One can only assume this seeing that cocaine is normally taken in lines and heroin is shot up by needles. I don’t know why I know this but I do.)
We all so turnt up here
Getting turnt up yeah yeah yeah
(Yeah, cocaine makes me turn up. Drug fueled high!)

So la da da di we like to party
Dancing with Molly
Doing whatever we want
This is our house
This is our rules
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
We run things
Things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody yeah yeah
It's our party we can do what we want
It's our party we can say what we want
It's our party we can love who we want
We can kiss who we want
We can see who we want
It's our party we can do what we want to
It's our house we can love who we want to
It's our song we can sing if we want to
It's my mouth I can say what I want to yea, yea, yeah
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
Can't you see it's we who own the night
Can't you see it we who bout' that life
And we can't stop (whoa)
And we won't stop (whoa)
We run things, things don't run we
Don't take nothing from nobody, yeah yeah
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah,
(We can do what we want, we can do what we want) hey


Summary: A catchy beat paired to questionable lyrics. 

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