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Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Short-drive (of course we critique) new cars
Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat
Likes: The cheapest 707hp sedan one can buy. The engine exhaust note something that the devil himself put together. Acceleration that will shame almost everything on the road.
Dislikes: Interior build quality is iffy. We couldn't drive it like we wanted and it begged us to push it harder.
Overall: It's high performance in the rawest since of the word.
Dodge Challenger Hellcat Demon
Likes: It takes performance to the next level. The exhaust note is something only the devil himself would put together. Jaw dropping price of admission.
Dislikes: It only comes with one seat (driver's seat) and the rest are optional. Some may find it very hard to drive it non-aggressively.
Overall: A Challenger that's been demon-possessed.
Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk
Likes: The option for those who wanted a Charger Hellcat but need all-wheel-drive. It's pure insanity how quick this SUV is.
Dislikes: The temptation to drive this like a hooligan is way too much even for us to handle.
Overall: It's all about getting their in the quickest and loudest way possible.
Dodge Durango SRT
Likes: The eight-cylinder engine, acceleration and exhaust note comes from Satan himself. It can seat up to seven people.
Dislikes: It guzzles gas like it's going out of style.
Overall: It a seven-seat muscle car, the way Satan himself intended it to be.
Ram 1500
Likes: 'In your face' exterior styling. Engines that sound beefy even when driving casually. It's big and offensive and will probably sell in droves. Available 12-inch infotainment screen.
Dislikes: It can be cumbersome to drive around town. Don't ask about the fuel bills. Build quality that is still questionable.
Overall: The only pick-up that made us question if we need a pick-up.
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