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Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt,
(Not all girls
like wearing skits. I know a few drag queens that love wearing skits. Also,
skirts aren’t exclusive to women. Irish men wear kilts which is equivalent to a
skirt. Anyone can wear a skirt if they desire. Clothes shouldn’t define gender
identity.)
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt,
(Be the one to
flirt? It highly depends on the person. Some women are good at flirting and
some men are good at flirting. Both can be equally bad across the board. I don’t
get why it’s required for men to approach women and flirt.)
Somebody gotta wanna hold his hand so God made girls
(‘God’ made gay
people also, so where are we going with this?)
Somebody's gotta make 'em get dressed up,
(Why because men
are so useless when it comes to getting dressed? All men don’t give a fuck
about their appearance and need a ‘girl’ to come along and tell them to get
dressed right? Also, I knew quite a few women who are fashion impaired.)
Somebody's gotta give 'em a reason to wash that truck,
(Give them a
reason to wash that truck? I’m failing miserably to see why I anyone needs a ‘girl’
to wash their ‘truck’?)
Somebody gotta teach 'em how to dance so God made
girls
(I know a lot of
men who can dance and a lot of men who can’t. The same can be said about a lot
of women I know. It all depends on the person. You don’t need ‘girls’ or ‘God’
for any of that shit. Besides isn’t it a sin to dance and have fun? I’m pretty
sure it is.)
He needed something soft and loud and sweet and proud
(How about being
smart, independent and not stupid? Let’s start there first.)
But tough enough to break a heart
(No one wants
anyone that’s going to break their hearts. Absolutely no one!)
Something beautiful and breakable that lights up in
the dark
(Are you
describing yourself as a lantern? Secondly, why can’t you be beautiful and
unbreakable?)
So God made girls God made girls he stood back and told
the boys
I'm bout to rock your world
(There’s so many
things wrong with this. 1) ‘God’ created ‘Adam’ apparently first but created ‘Eve’
while ‘Adam’ was sleeping. It said nothing else about ‘rocking worlds’. ‘Eve
was created as ‘baby factory’ that’s it. 2) Who are all the ‘boys’? It started
with two people? 3) The only people ‘worlds were rocked’ were women who
constantly had the short-end of the stick throughout the bible. 5) ‘God’ hates
women!)
And God made girls (For singing in your front seat)
(Girls are the only
ones that can sit in front seat of cars and sing.)
God made girls (For dancin' to their own beat)
(Men conform and
women say ‘fuck all that conforming shit’. Maybe that’s why ‘God’ hates women
so much?)
He stood back and told the boys I'm bout to rock your
world
And God made girls.
(‘God’ hates
women!)
Somebody's gotta be the one to cry
(Men are robots
and women are emotional train wrecks, got it!)
Somebody's gotta let him drive, give him a reason
(I know women
who love to drive and men who hate to drive. It’s not a ‘man’ thing anymore. It’s
more of a preference.)
To hold that door so God made girls
(It’s considered
an act of politeness. You don’t have to open the door for anyone. Secondly, if
it were up to ‘God’ you wouldn’t be allowed in the building.)
Somebody's gotta put a fight,
(Put up a fight
for what? Issues can be solved without putting up a fight.)
Make him wait on a Saturday night,
(No one wants to
wait around while you take all day to get ready. It’s just plain rude.)
To walk downstairs and blow his mind,
(Blow his mind
how? Walk down in a clown suit? What can you possibly do that will blow his
mind every single time you walk down those stairs?)
So God made girls
(He made girls
to wear clown suits?)
Someone that can wake him up and call his bluff
(Bullshit! Women
lie just as much as men. You clearly need to be woken up from this awful song.)
And drag his butt to church, someone that is hard to
handle
(Drag his butt
to church? What if he doesn’t believe in ‘god’? Also, who in the fuck wants to
be with someone that’s hard to deal with? I’d rather be with someone I can deal
with in both the good and the bad.)
Somethin' fragile to hold him when he hurts
(No! Both people
should be strong enough to hold each other up when one is down. Fragile people can’t
anything.)
So God made girls God made girls
(‘God’ made
girls to be weak and pathetic?)
He stood back and told the boys I'm bout to rock your
world
And God made girls (For singin' in your front seat)
God made girls (For dancin' to their own beat)
He stood back and told the boys I'm bout to rock your
world
And God made girls
Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt,
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt,
Somebody gotta wanna hold his hand so God made girls
God made girls
He stood back and told the boys I'm bout to rock your
world
And God made girls. (For singin' in your front seat)
God made girls (For dancin' to their own beat)
He stood back and told the boys I'm bout to rock your
world
And God made girls
Somebody's gotta wear a pretty skirt,
Somebody's gotta be the one to flirt,
Somebody gotta wanna hold his hand so God made girls
(I know this is
just a stupid song, but the message is clear. ‘God’ made girls because he made
men to be completely and utterly useless. What a message to convey in a song.)
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